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30 Overheards from the Pristine Aisles of Walmart

Quality store. Good prices. Nice clientele. Great Company.

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    Text - Violet Follow @VinxBeingWelrD A person was walking around in walmart in one of those unicorn heads and I overheard her saying "glad I'm a disappointment to the family" to the person beside them. 7:12 PM 12 Mar 2018
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    Text - Kristyn Fix Follow @kfix56 Overheard a woman at Walmart describe her friend's husband as "vegetarian but he's fat and he hunts and he doesn't believe in climate change." She called hima Redneck Vegan
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    Text - hunni Follow @hunnaa just overheard a convo in walmart son: mom you have too many kids the mom: i know, which one should i get rid of? 3:01 PM -22 Feb 2018
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    Text - M'akaio Follow @mattykirk7 Overheard in Walmart "Why the 55 inch [TV look so much smaller than the 65??" 6:41 PM - 21 Feb 2018
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    Text - K$ Follow @kaylacash1234 Overheard in Walmart: "can you stop? This is why I can't bring you places" ...she says as she starts hula hooping in the middle of the isle 3:52 PM - 1 Mar 2018 from Arroyo Grande, CA
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    Text - Heather Follow @mermaidgymgirl Little boy in Walmart wants some candy and says to his mom "I know my rights, I can have it" Her response.... "You have no rights until your 18 and only then if I decide to give them to you" This woman is my soulmate #puresavage overheard #awesomemom
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    Text - jojo Follow @JolieGeorge4 Overheard a girl in walmart ask her mom on the phone if she could use shampoo as laundry detergent WHAT 4:54 PM - 11 Dec 2017
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    Text - Michelle Booth Follow @chelleb111 *overheard at walmart* 1: "I was soooo ready to punch her in the face" 2: "Well why didn't you?" 1: "I was at a funeral."
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    Text - Anna Handloser Follow @annahandloser "Why do they put a J instead of an H in jalapeño??" -conversation I overheard in Walmart 4:00 PM-5 Feb 2018
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    Text - Lauren Jackson Follow @laurenjeanjacks Sooo while in Walmart I overheard a conversation and the lady told her friend "guess who hit me up the other day, I mean he got a whole a** baby on the way." Yes you heard right a whole baby not just a half baby but a whole one ladies and gentleman 5:46 PM -15 Mar 2018 from Greenwood, SC
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    Text - Michael Follow @PastorRitcha Overheard in the valentines aisle at Walmart: Woman 1:I just don't know what to get him. Woman 2: Well he loves flashlights and cigarette lighters so you can't go wrong there. #truelove
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    Text - Geoff Munn Follow @GMunny Just overheard in the Walmart bathroom, "I've gotta get some penicillin cause this ain't clearing up on its own." 4:41 PM-13 Feb 2018
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    Text - Richard Stallo Follow @2cavemenchillin Overheard in the Walmart bathroom stall next to the one I was using, "Hey chief ... come over here and look at this before I flush it." 12:50 PM 8 Feb 2018
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    Text - Lexi Hooper Follow @HoopLexi Actual conversation I just overheard in walmart: Boy (my age maybe a couple yrs younger) you're a doofus Older man: what? Boy: you're a doofus Older man: i'm not a doofus, i'm your father And they were both speaking completely nonchalantly to each other. 9:23 PM -19 Mar 2018
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    Text - James Wood Follow @JimEWood Overheard angry 4-yr old in Walmart last night: I will punch you right in the Sponge Bob! Might have to use that prior to my next bar fight 4:53 AM -5 Nov 2017
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    Text - Samantha Cabral Follow @samcabrall Just overheard a guy in Walmart telling his child that NASA was a made up institution Took everything in my power to not speak up while picking out what scent of air freshener I wanted 9:10 AM -3 Mar 2018 from Salem, MA
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    Text - Erin Kelly Follow @erinkelly1234 "NO. Dude, I just want to go home and jerk off to the moms in Bad Moms." -A man in Walmart whose conversation I overheard 4:03 PM -8 Mar 2018
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    Text - Emily English Follow @eenglish2 *overheard conversations in walmart* guy: so have you taken a shower yet? girl: no but i was just gonna take one when i got home guy: so ur telling me you've been walking around all day.... with poop on ur head... from a bird? man u gotta love walmart
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    Text - Kelly B Follow @kelakagandy Overheard last night at Walmart: Women: "Don't break our eggs!" Man: "You picked up eggs?!" Woman: "Yeah?" Man looks in cart: "...Hatchimals are not real eggs..." II 2:16 PM -24 Nov 2017
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    Text - Katahdin Follow @Katahdin5270 Actual @WalmartToday overheard: "I bought some doughnuts to put in the bed room." @Walmart #Walmart #youcantmakethiss hitup #doughnuts 5:06 PM -8 Jan 2018
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    Text - Ellen Follow @DARTHXHIDEOUS Overheard in Walmart: You know what my favorite thing about college is? My mom can't stop me from buying energy drinks 8:26 AM-10 Mar 2018
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    Text - anime bae Follow @_CallMeDeezy I was in Walmart earlier and literally overheard two associates talking to one another and the mfer said "she looks so lost". BITCH! HELP ME THEN!!! 1:32 PM 11 Mar 2018
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    Text - Coby Langham @Cobysmusic Follow Overheard at Walmart What's your babies name? Memphis. You named him after the city? No we named him after the character in a Nicholas Cage movie. Cool. My mom loves Elvis. 4:29 PM -13 Dec 2017
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    Text - Mr. Awesome Follow @TheWellKnown Overheard at Walmart: "I don't know man, I just found him walking around in Sporting Goods. Been looking for his parents for about half an hour." Kid can't be more than 18 to 24 months old. #Merica 11:07 AM - 14 Feb 2018
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    Text - Queen LC Follow @LouieCarolina Overheard a girl in Walmart say, "I'm rich! I have seven dollars to my name!" ...like relatable. 7:04 PM-12 Jan 2018
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    Text - Conner Edmark Follow @ConnerEdmark Overheard someone in Walmart say "February 15th is National Side Chick Day" and that's probably the most Walmart thing I've ever heard 4:20 PM-15 Feb 2018
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    Text - Lizzybear Follow @JediDinosRawr Overheard some guy at Walmart today say, "The fleshlight was nice, until I tried to wash it in the dishwasher." 4:46 PM -17 Jan 2018
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    Text - Walnut Follow @mcsyracu Just overheard a customer ask an employee where the "turkey ribs" are in the meat department of Walmart... #smh #shewasserious
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    Text - Brad Nicholson Follow @BradNicholson4 Just overheard a conversation in Walmart. "Where you been" "jail" "I was there too!". She then went on to brag about the 5 crimes she committed to put her there. #whatnext 3:37 PM-10 Mar 2018 >
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    Text - Arielle Follow @fresharie *conversation overheard in Walmart* GUY: That guy over there totally agreed with me that if I buy you lingerie you buy me a box of shot gun shells GIRL: Yeah I don't think so 4:48 PM-20 Jan 2018
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