20 Tweets Written By Parents Of 6 Year-Olds Proving They Are The Cutest Little Devils

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    Text - Baby Sideburns Follow @BabySideburns ME: Have you washed your hands? 6-year-old: Yes ME: Really? That seemed too fast. 6: Oh, I thought you meant ever. 2:55 PM - 12 Feb 2018 20 Retweets 116 Likes MOr
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    Text - James Breakwell Follow @XplodingUnicorn Me: Did you have a good day at school? 6-year-old: That's not how school works. 1:56 PM -8 May 2017 5,844 Retweets 17,390 Likes
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    Text - Annie Zanella Follow @weezanella 6yo: I don't want to be a nurse when i grow up anymore Me: You've changed your mind. What do you want to be when you grow up? 6yo: I want to be nothing, like you #burn #parenting #aloeveraplease 3:43 AM 21 Jan 2018 2 Retweets 4 Likes
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    Text - Lurkin' Mom Follow @LurkAtHomeMom If anyone has a solid 3 hours on their hands, my 6 year old has a story about Pikachu he'll tell to anyone who is willing to listen. 7:35 AM -7 May 2017 155 Retweets 593 Likes
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    Text - James Breakwell Follow @XplodingUnicorn Me: Where are the pretzels? 6-year-old: I ate them Me: I told you to divide them into four equal piles. 6: Each pile has zero. 7:27 AM - 12 Apr 2017 1,065 Retweets 6,501 Likes
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    Text - LartheLost Follow @BrionyClearmyst My 6yo son just told me it was a girls job to do dishes. Now he and daddy are in the kitchen cleaning everything. #parenting 5:24 PM - 22 Oct 2017 3 Retweets 22 Likes
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    Text - Tara Brown Follow @Faux_Ma Me: "Would you like an apple?" Daughter: "Ew no way." Me: "..Would you like apple slices?" Daughter: "Oooh yummy! Yes!" Mastering the art of 6 year old snack logic one day at a time. 7:21 PM - 31 Jan 2018 17 Retweets 112 Likes
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    Text - Dad and Buried Follow @DadandBuried Me (a good, responsible parent): WHAT THE FUDGE! My 6yo (proving me wrong): Did you mean to say fuck? 3:28 PM - 4 Aug 2017 199 Retweets 654 Likes
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    Text - Morgana Watson @MorganaWatson Follow 4yo: THATS NOT FAIR! 6yo: Sometimes LIFE isn't fair and sometimes it is. Today, it's not. Me: 9:03 PM 26 Feb 2018
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    Child - Jim Gaffigan Follow JimGaffigan Only a six year old or Satan is this happy at 6 in the morning. whosay 2015 Jim Gaffigan 3:13 AM 3 Jun 2015
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    Text - James Breakwell Follow @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: I hate how you pack my lunch Me: Maybe you should pack your own lunch 6: *packs 28 Oreos* Me: Maybe I should pack your lunch 7:20 AM - 15 Mar 2017 806 Retweets 5,325 Likes
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    Text - goodforkids.com Follow @GoodForKidscom Breakfast time: Me to 6yo: Why don't you like eggs sweetie? They are so good for you! 6yo: I love eggs... in a cake #moms #dads #parenting #funnykids 4:36 PM - 6 Dec 2017
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    Text - A Mancino-Williams Follow @Manda_like_wine I never thought this day would come, but it has: today my 6yo referred to me as the "annoyed antique woman." 4:21 PM - 8 Nov 2017 11 Retweets 193 Likes
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    Text - Emma Robinson Follow @emmarobinsonuk Me: Are you hungry? 6yo: If it's dinner then I'm not hungry. But if it's a biscuit, then I am hungry. #TheUndercoverMother #Parenting 12:34 PM - 21 Feb 2018 5d 2 Retweets 11 Likes
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    Text - Peter Gasca Follow @petergasca 6YO Daughter: Dad, what is "lame"? Me: When something is not cool or interesting. Her: Your jokes are lame. Me: *sigh* #parenting 6:40 AM-24 Jul 2017
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    Text - MamaFizzles Follow @MamaFizzles My 6yo just yelled that he is 24% mad at me so, yes, math does have real world applications. 4:26 PM - 30 Aug 2017 174 Retweets 697 Likes
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    Text - Jessica Valenti Follow @JessicaValenti Six year old just asked for a throne for Christmas so I think we're good for now on the whole self-esteem thing 4:22 PM -21 Nov 2016 33 Retweets 580 Likes MOro
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    Text - A Mancino-Williams Follow @Manda_like_wine My 6yo just stepped on a spider and thought she killed it, but it got up and scurried away. Her response? "Oh. My. God. It's Spider Jesus." 5:47 AM - 20 Nov 2017 70 Retweets 650 Likes
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    Text - ChemFem #FBPE Follow @Mol_E_Cool Asked my 6yo whether he missed me during his week's holiday to his Granny's or if he'd had too much fun for that. He said he'd had so much fun he'd forgotten who I was. So that's nice. #parenting 2:58 AM -12 Nov 2017
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    Text - Brian Ray James @SeekingEcopolis Follow My son recently came up with a whole joke on his own: 6yo: Where do livers go swimming? Wife & I: Where? 6: The Liverpool! #children #humor #parenting 7:59 PM - 17 Jan 2018 1 Retweet 1 Like

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