Grandma: Look! Look! I don't know what it is but it looks like a boob! Me: Grandma! Uncle: Wow mom you can't find porn on the TV so you make it out of shadows? Me: Oh god... Grandma: Well what can I say! I have a good Imagination! Uncle: If you wanted porn you could just borrow some of my movies. Me: -facepalm.- Really? Do you HAVE to encourage her? Uncle: Yes.