Sometimes you have to create an asphalt monster to keep your kids from running into the road—might not be the suggested technique, but it works.
Parenting is not easy. Everyone reads the books, takes the classes, listens to all the advice of the veteran moms and grandmas, but damn—it is just not easy. No matter what. No one can tell you how your child is going to be. So it's up to you to figure out what works and what doesn't. Sometimes that means changing up the parenting “rules” just a tad. Don't traumatize your kid, but sometimes after trying your hardest to do it the “correct” way, you gotta get creative.
TikToker Chelsea Z aka @disaster_energy called on the parents of TikTok to share some of their more questionable parenting methods—and the results are hilarious. She shared her technique on how to get her kids to get their fruits when they are refusing. Maybe the parenting books don't suggest showing your kids a gross medical condition that happens when you're vitamin D deficient, but desperate times called for desperate measures. And you know what? It worked. In fact, all the “unethical” parenting practices these TikTokers shared seemed to work.
It is a vitamin deficiency, so it's related. Plus, you give them a quick little medical lesson. Win win.
Tell your kid that thunder is the clouds farting, rain is the clouds peeing, and lighting are the clouds switching the lights on and off to have a rave. According to this guy, your kids will be too busy laughing at the sky to be afraid anymore.
Say hello to the asphalt monster that grabs kids who wander onto the streets without holding an adult's hand.
Negotiate with them that they can have 10 more minutes of awake time only if they sleep for 10 minutes first. Seems like it works like a charm.
“Tell them the ice cream truck only plays music to let you know they're out of ice cream.” *maniacal laughter*
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