No matter how desperate you are to kill some time, do not attempt to play five finger fillet with you pen. no matter how good you are, when the teacher slams the pen into your hand trying to snatch it out of your hand you will bleed everywhere the teacher will pass out and the school nurse does not have any pain killers strong enough to help. You will scream till the ambulance gets there. the variety of nicknames you receive will get old quickly. #LFMF
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