*My sister is talking to her husband's 99-year-old grandpa who has four grandsons, including her husband, and they're all married* Grandpa: You know, out of all of my grandsons' wives, I like you the best. Sister: Aww, thank you. That's sweet. Grandpa: It was an easy decision. Out of all of them, you've got the best rack. Brother-in-law: Grandpa! Grandpa: What? I'm old and deaf, not dead and blind!