Mom always wants grandchildren (I'm 24). Mom: Hey when are you going to have kids? Me: Um... when I find a guy and get married. Mom: Well you can have one now... just like a little bastard. Me:.... Mom: Guys are overrated. Me: You said kids are overrated, too. Mom: Yeah, but if you had kids I could just do all the fun stuff with them and then ditch them with you. Me: You are not stating your case very well. Mom: YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER! GIVE ME SOME BASTARD GRAND CHILDREN DAMN IT!
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