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GTFO My House

A couple weeks ago I was dating a beautiful African American girl. She invited me over for dinner. As I entered the kitchen I decided to try to earn some points with a compliment: I said, "Wow this dinner smells delicious, Mr.Davis; it really looks like you're slaving away in here!" Let's just say I went home with an empty stomach and I'm currently single... #LFMF
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