optical nightmares

You are an optometrist looking at a patient’s eye through the eyepieces of your equipment, remember to sit back before you sneeze, or else the force from the sneeze will smash your head forward into the eyepieces, HARD. Your patient will laugh at you. You will also have to explain to everyone you come across for the next week why you have a black eye on BOTH eyes. #LFMF