He's Still a Stranger

*My dad and I were at the mall and some guy was handing out free samples of their new fudge* Free Sample Guy: Hi would you li- Dad: What's your name punk? Free Sample Guy: Uhh.....R-Ryan sir Dad: And tell us a bit about yourself Ryan. Ryan: Umm w-well I'm eighteen, I live in Alabama and I have two sisters? Dad: * turns to me* See Chloe? We know Ryan now, he's not a stranger to us anymore so *now* you can take some of his candy. Never take candy from a stranger! Me: O.O
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