But I Don't Have Cavities... OHGODNOTTHOSECAVITIES

When going through customs in Australia, and they ask if you have a criminal record, DON'T answer "I didn't realize that was still required." They do NOT have a sense of humor about that--you WILL get cavity searched. #LFMF
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15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'

15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'

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Boss takes full credit for tech employee's presentation, employee goes to VP before boss's performance review: 'Guess who didn't get credit for strategic contributions?'

Boss takes full credit for tech employee's presentation, employee goes to VP before boss's performance review: 'Guess who didn't get credit for strategic contributions?'

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Employee gets fired after they leave 1-star review on the landscaper who works with the company due to their poor service: ‘My business isn't with them’

Employee gets fired after they leave 1-star review on the landscaper who works with the company due to their poor service: ‘My business isn't with them’

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21 Adorable Memes of Cats Discovering That Pawrenthood Is Equal Parts Cuddles and Chaos

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Aunt refuses to let 15-year-old in home after he lashes out while she helps her sister move apartment: 'Not once have I been offered an apology'

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29-year-old gets big raise, and her unemployed fiancé keeps saying “we” when referring to her income, pushing her to demand credit: ‘He didn’t get a raise. He’s between jobs right now. I’ve been covering most expenses for months’

29-year-old gets big raise, and her unemployed fiancé keeps saying “we” when referring to her income, pushing her to demand credit: ‘He didn’t get a raise. He’s between jobs right now. I’ve been covering most expenses for months’

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