Don't assume those earbuds you got out of a gumball machine for $.25 work properly. You will listen to "Like a boss", "D*ck in a Box", "I'm on a Boat", "I Just had Sex" and "Jizz in my Pants" on full volume plying directly from your laptop, meaning your whole family heard each song. It's worse when you're 14, you have an 8 year old sister in the opposite room, and your parents are very strict. #LFMF