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Pizza Delivery Woman Lists the 30+ Insane Characters She's Seen

These are so specific and outlandish, it was like life was running out of ideas for people to throw at her.

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    Text - shinxy-in-wonderland: tybaar It's coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever expanding WTFPIZZA" note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh -interesting deliveries. So without further ado and in no particular order, here's some pizza customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far A bearded man who answered the door and periodically spat blood into a cruste
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    Text - A guy who spent the entire time I was there digging a (impressively large) booger out of his nose. He proceeded to smear it on, thankfully, HIS copy of the receipt An on-duty cop who flagged me down by intercepting me on the road before I got to the police station and pulling me over to get his pizza A drill instructor looking-guy who filled out his entire credit card receipt specifically wrote 0.00 in the tip portion, then proceeded to write out a check for seventy-eight cents and handed
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    Text - -A woman who admonished me for driving a Mazda, and wrote get a real car in the tip portion of my credit receipt -A very drunk dude who gave me his iPhone and had me take a bunch of Myspace-esque pictures of the both of us. He did the duck lips thing in every shot. -Multiple prank deliveries (joke's on you motherfucker, I get paid for the gas AND I eat the pizzas you ordered) -An elderly man who wrote "FUCK OFF as his signature on a credit rеceipt. -A thirty-something guy who begged to ge
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    Text - An elderly Spanish woman who meekly presented me with a (rather classy) pear-handled 32 snub nosed revolver and asked if I knew how to load it (l do) and also, if I could load it for her (I didn't) A group of EMT's hanging out in the back of an ambulance at a recently extinguished (but still smoukdering) house fire. A man with a thick Alabama accent who admonished me for standing in front of his mailbox while I waited for him to answer the door. He then explained how this was a federal of
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    Text - -A man who lived in one of those mini-mansions inside a gated community, who sported a seemingly massive collection of what appeared to be solid glass spheres of varying size and color. I only got a quick glance in his house but there had to be hundreds of them in display racks, tables, shelves-everywhere. -A group of 20-something guys who challenged me to sing the original Pokemon theme song, which I did. And perfectly, I may add. -A completely iced-out musclebound gangster kid who was b
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