If you're at work and slowly slurping a blended ice beverage, make sure to take breaks so when a customer comes in, you don't sound like this "Hewo, how can I hap oo?" Your tongue is frozen and it will take a few seconds of rolling it around before you can speak normally again. And then they will laugh so hard they will forget what they wanted to buy and leave. #LFMF
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21 Adorable Memes of Cats Discovering That Pawrenthood Is Equal Parts Cuddles and Chaos
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‘We adopted a "pound puppy" for Xmas, and did we ever luck out.’: A quiet, overlooked shelter dog finds his forever home just in time for the holidays, immediately charming a dozen visitors and proving his worth as a gentle, calming presence in the family
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Employee gets fired after they leave 1-star review on the landscaper who works with the company due to their poor service: ‘My business isn't with them’
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'Goldilocks attitude': Cardiff barista serves the local Karen a lukewarm coffee the day after she demands a refund for her usual "extra hot latte" being "too hot;" to everyone's delight, Karen never returns
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