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When feeding your infant twins with your overprotective wife, after she tells you to "be careful!" about something for the millionth time, do not say in an exasperated tone, "Why are you constantly nagging me to be careful? It's not like we don't have a spare." You may sleep alone for a while. #LFMF

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