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20 Cringe-Worthy Dad Jokes Of Epic Proportions

There's a little dad in all of us. Laughing at terrible, terrible jokes. Secretly wanting to wear socks and sandals. Looking at lawn mowers with dreamy eyes. And most of all, wanting to make bad jokes at every opportunity. Well today is your lucky day, because we've got a list of really bad jokes to be memorized and repeated at inappropriate times. Plus these Bad Jokes that are undoubtedly father-like. Go ahead and make your dad proud. 

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    dad joke - Vacation - I took part in the sun tanning Olympics... .but l-only got bronze
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    dad joke - Horse - A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Hey" The horse replies, "Sure
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    dad joke - Text - A man walks into a lawyer's office and asks, Howimuch do you charge?" The lawyer says, "$5,000 for three questions." "Wow, that's pretty expensive, isn't it?" the man asks Yes," says the lawyer "Now, what's your third question?"
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    dad joke - Dish - Apparently you can't use "beef Stew" as a password It's inot stroganoff
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    dad joke - Wildlife - Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can't jump
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    dad joke - Text - George Clooney, Leonardo Di Caprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie. Clooney says, "I'll direct." DiCaprio says, "I'll act." McConaughey says, "Tll write, I'll write, Ilwrite
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    dad joke - Text - 1 googled "Rorshach test But all that came up were pictures of my parents fighting.
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    dad joke - Astronaut - How does NASA organize a party? They planet S121E06583
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    dad joke - Text - I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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    dad joke - Winter - If you ever get cold, stand in the corner of a room for a while They're usually 90 degrees
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    dad joke - Food - Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong Cole's Law is thinly sliced cabbage
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    dad joke - Text - yga, afh dirafl an Not only is my new thesaurus eg terriblea.ff lahissalso terrible ten
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    dad joke - Mallard - What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."
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    dad joke - Natural foods - If you have 10 apples in one hand and 14 oranges in the other, what do you have? Really, really big hands.
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    dad joke - Airplane - What do we want? Low-flying airplane noises! When do wewant them? NNNNNEEEEOo0000Owwwwww
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    dad joke - Cartoon - What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? NNY HO Same middle name,
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    dad joke - Mammal - What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
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    dad joke - Organism - What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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    dad joke - Flag - What's the best thing about Switzerland? O don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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    dad joke - Snout - What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter
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