Karma Dad

When playing with a Nerf gun with your 2 year old daughter, after teaching her not to point it at people, never shoot your wife in the leg as a joke. Your daughter will shout "Daddy, no shoot Mommy!" and proceed to shoot you in the eye with said Nerf gun. It will hurt. Your wife will laugh. #LFMF

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