Just a Few Signs That Your Life Is At A Standstill

Worried you might have fallen into a rut? Feeling out of sorts? If any of these things feel like familiar territory, it might be time to sign the lease on that fancy pre-owned sports car or confess your feelings for your wife's sister.

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  • 01

    You worry this could be your epitaph

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    "Here lies Bob. He was nice, I guess."
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  • 02

    You dread a day will come when you just give up

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    You give up and buy a hat like your mother's because you're turning into her already anyway.
  • 03

    You feel like the kid in the yellow shorts

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    via distinguishedbaloney
    And life feels like the kid in the America shirt that just broke your pelvis in twelve places.
  • 04

    Something just feels like it's missing in your life

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    via Brown Cardigan
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  • 05

    But don't worry - you'll break through this!

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    From kacerosky (via Jason Starkes)
    Probably.
  • 06

    You're sure to be making new friends soon...

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    From Unknown
  • 07

    ...and then when you have nothing left to lose, you will be free!

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    via Reddit
    Yaaayyyyy!

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