Maybe If You Leaned In Closer

Good idea: Get to know your boss so he can truly value you. Better idea: Seizing a one-on-one opportunity to put your plan into action. BAD Idea: Striking up a conversation at the urinals in the bathroom. WORST idea: Being persistent when your boss seems standoffish. It turns out he has a shy bladder and has been holding it for quite some time. You'll do FAR more damage than good. #LFMF