When your wife is having a child sometimes she will tear and require stitches "down there." While the doctor is sewing her up, never say "put in an extra stitch for me." Neither she (the doctor) nor your wife will find it funny. Make sure you do not do this while you are enlisted in the Air Force and the doctor is a Major, your commanding officer will not find it funny either. #LFMF
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