This Twitter Thread About Epic Fail That Was Fyre Festival Never Gets Old

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mattstaff
Apr 29, 2018 2:00 PM EDT

Money still can't buy taste or sense...

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    Text - Iron Spike Follow @Iron_Spike I just Googled"Fyre Festival" and I can't stop fu ing laughing. Oh, Jesus. If you live for train wrecks, STRAP THE FU K IN.
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    Text - Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 2h Replying to @Iron_Spike So, this is Fyre Festival. fyrefestival.com I'll give you a minute to drink all that douchewater in 5 16 59 Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 2h An "exclusive," "luxury" music festival with tickets starting at $450 for out-by nightfall day passes and +$12,000 deluxe packages. Yeah 14 3 55 Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 2h Held in Exumas cay in the Bahamas, That 12k gets you a "rustic," furnished glamping tent with 2 king-sized beds, plus 4 festival passes 5 t 1
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    Text - Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 2h Of course, upgrades were available, including catering, special events, and VIP passes. (No, that base 12k doesn't get you VIP access.) 다 10 3 44 Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 2h Participating bands included Blink 182, Tyga and Migos. Planned activities included yoga, massages, and rentable yachts (starting at $60k) 2 1 11 43 Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 2h (At this point I'm totally willing to admit I am Old and haven't heard of most of these acts. But... $12k to see Blink 182?
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    Text - Iron Spike@lron_Spike 2h It was going to be held on a private island "once owned by Pablo Escobar." it would feature supermodels hanging out to chat with. 구 10 1 45 Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 2h Over $100,000 in "treasure" would be hidden around the island for a fun, rick- kid treasure hunt. Kendall Jenner was promoting it. 구 13 3 45 Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 2h You get the idea. Exclusivity, conspicuous consumption, & many, MANY promises of excellent selfies for your already-insufferable Instagra
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    Dish - Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 1h Whistle-blowing began in March, but the festival moved ahead regardless,and attendees began to arrive the 27th Here's what they found 1 t6 35 Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 1h The "luxury" glamping tents are leftover disaster relief tents from USAid. FyreFestivalFraud @FyreFraud #FyreFestival update, photos from the ground! 34 69 Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 1h The "catering" (which cost extra) was a slice of untoasted bread, two slices prepackaged cheese, and a side salad
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    Adaptation - Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 1h The infrastructure was nonexistent, and the festival staf either a skeleton crew or MIA. Caneierge 2 116 48 Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 1h The "luxury" amenities are basic, unstaffed, and unstocked William N. Finley IV @WNFIV Luxury trash receptacles at the luxury bar (with no beer). No shoes, no shirt, pajama pants, no problem #fyrefestival #fyre 2 1 12 50 Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 1h And festival-goers are reporting feral dogs, cancelled flights, and other attendees
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    Text - Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 1h It's so bad, SO FUCKIN' BAD, that the US Embassy in The Bahamas is now intervening in an attempt to get people home immediately. 4 1 26 84 Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 1h All flights into the cay have been cancelled by Bahamian authorities. Attendee @WNFIV 's timeline is chronicling this disaster in real time. 3 1 17 52 Iron Spike@Iron_Spike 1h So to recap? Some Instagram kids just paid between $450 & +$12k... to be stranded... in a tropical tent city. Cuz some models to
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