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'Instead of giving the employees raises, we got oranges': 20+ CEOs who infuriated their employees with their business decisions
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‘"Do you know how much money I spend at your store?"’: Loyal grocery store customer insists employee allow him to shop during closing hours, has a hilarious awakening when employee refuses
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Hardworking lawyer shows up to work hours before everyone else and still gets fired: 'The three hours early riser put in before the sun was up did not count, because no one was there to see them.'
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Manager demands employee take $15k salary cut, they claim that they are starting their own business instead: 'I had been doing the job of 4 people'
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Employee finds loophole in company's tracking system, takes 2 hour breaks that are only marked as 30 minutes: 'I did exactly as I was told'
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