Even if your girlfriend has a fetish for screwing in public places and its 11 pm and the park looked like it was vacant and you want to spice things up, screwing on the jungle gym is ultimately not worth. You will be put on the sex offeneders list and you will have to deal with all the crap that comes with it. #LFMF
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