For my wonderful cheezfriends, with all my love.

Employee told to stand by for reassignment, does for 19 months until they run into their boss who asks them where they're working now: 'You should have seen her face' 1

Rural landowner thwarts joyriding snowmobilers with concrete reinforced fencing: 'They all received tickets and their snowmobiles were confiscated' 2

Employee quits, then orchestrates an audit to get former boss fired three years later: 'She couldn't prove that she didn't misuse funds' 3

Manager demands employee share their calendar, employee deletes it: 'She's either trying to justify firing me, or assigning me other people's work' 4

Underbidding neighbor tries to make new landowner's life difficult, they return the favor: '[He] was upset I bought the property he wanted' 5

Gucci Karen throws tantrum when business class passenger won't switch seats with her 9-year-old in economy 6

Impawsibly Sweet Orange Cat Named Milo Nurtures the Newborn Hooman Baby Since Kittenhood, Adorable Friendship Ensues 1

Squatter 2

Too much 3

21 Hilarious Feline Funnies To Share With Your Coworkers Instead Of Working 4

You will pay 5

Good skills 6