Woman Thinking She's Too Hot To Be Roasted Gets Absolutely Scorched

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mattstaff
May 16, 2018 10:00 AM EDT

I wonder who ended this relationship. 

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    Hair - /Roast Me
    via Neice_Ex_Throwaway
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    Text - Neice_Ex_Throwaway 2h Are Ex's allowed to post? Well, here it goes: You wish you were a real actress so people couldn't see right through you. You look like your major in college was gold digging. You might be able to marry rich if you knew what to do with a dick when you see one. You're so desperate for attention you've gone from self-posting on r/prettygirls and r/goddesses to r/roastme. Your little shit
    via Neice_Ex_Throwaway
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    Text - of a purse dog is the only true loyalty you'll ever find, and even that is contingent on you continuing to feed it. Your tattoos of guns pointing at your vagina are probably there because the dumb-ass guys you've had to settle for need instructions in finding it under that Demi Moore-inspired bush of yours. You flossed your eyebrows more than a dentist flosses his teeth. Your nipples look like they had fight with each other and are hiding on the opposite sides of your boobs. You obviously
    via Neice_Ex_Throwaway

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