Pickup Line Panda: Poet Laureate

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43-year employee gets vacation time cut, takes 10 weeks of PTO and refuses to come back for less than 7 figures: 'It's the day Jimmy is supposed to return. He doesn't'

43-year employee gets vacation time cut, takes 10 weeks of PTO and refuses to come back for less than 7 figures: 'It's the day Jimmy is supposed to return. He doesn't'

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40-year-old coworker, fresh off her own extended maternity leave, pressures 24-year-old colleague into surrendering her pre-approved PTO vacation and drags in management and staff for backup: ‘ I can’t give up my time. This trip means a lot to me’

40-year-old coworker, fresh off her own extended maternity leave, pressures 24-year-old colleague into surrendering her pre-approved PTO vacation and drags in management and staff for backup: ‘ I can’t give up my time. This trip means a lot to me’

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Couple agrees to host brother-in-law and new wife for their honeymoon, until BIL expects them to give up their bedroom for the duration of their trip: ‘It honestly really grosses me out’

Couple agrees to host brother-in-law and new wife for their honeymoon, until BIL expects them to give up their bedroom for the duration of their trip: ‘It honestly really grosses me out’

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Mom gets mad at uncle for enforcing the rules of his house with her 11-year-old son while the boy is staying with him and not letting him keep his PS5 in his room, and making him share with his cousins: 'He just didn't want to share the system'

Mom gets mad at uncle for enforcing the rules of his house with her 11-year-old son while the boy is staying with him and not letting him keep his PS5 in his room, and making him share with his cousins: 'He just didn't want to share the system'

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Startup CEO publicly fires her husband, has security march him out of the building, only for him to return the next day like nothing happened: ‘she patted herself on the back for showing us an example of "good leadership"’

Startup CEO publicly fires her husband, has security march him out of the building, only for him to return the next day like nothing happened: ‘she patted herself on the back for showing us an example of "good leadership"’

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Generous 30-year-old man financially supports 16-year-old half-sister, but her bio dad insists he start paying for the whole family’s expenses, he refuses: “Your money, your decision”

Generous 30-year-old man financially supports 16-year-old half-sister, but her bio dad insists he start paying for the whole family’s expenses, he refuses: “Your money, your decision”

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