I used to be a normal Time Lord but then I took the Time Vortex to the brain.

'The yellow line is where my responsibility ends': Woman "pushes her luck" to get groundskeeper to cut back all her weeds 1

'I'm in full compliance with the city, just like you wanted': Neighbor calls next-door's fence an "eyesore," is forced to remove the fence on his own 2

18-year-old files report against parents for opening multiple credit cards in his name: 'It turns out I owe over $15,000' 3

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 15, 2024) 4

'I cut off the boot in front of the HOA member': Boss and employee rally entire neighborhood against overzealous HOA 5

‘I drove two hours just to turn their printer back on’: IT workers share the most ridiculous tech requests they had to deal with at work 6

The purrfect seat 1

Purrfect 2

He didn't know, he's innocent! 3

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 4

If I fitz... I sleepz 5

Every single one 6