Learn From My Fail: Words Can Hurt Too I Guess

"So you should be a little more careful with the words you throw around."

Someone threw a box full of dictionaries out of a fourth-story window, crushing everything below my waist. No one came to help me for so long, I started reading one of the dictionaries and got halfway through "C"--so I think I know a little something about people throwing words around. " SNL's Morning Drive sketch was a warning.

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If someone says "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" don't throw a dictionary at him. It will break his nose. #LFMF

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