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(Me doing my homework at age 17) (Dad walks in) Dad: What are you doing? Me: Science homework Dad: Uh huh... Hey honey come here! (Mom walks in) Mom: What's up? Dad: She's doing homework Mom: ..... Nerd! Dad: Haha you're never gonna get laid doing that! (They both leave) (Me, stunned) TRUE STORY -_-

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