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37 Times People Overheard The Strangest Conversations In Walmart

You never know what you're going to overhear, especially at Walmart! 

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    Text - John Kort @john kort Overheard at Walmart: "Well I don't care, I farted in your cereal" says the 40 something year old 10:4 PM-Jun 22, 2018 218 See John Kort's other Tweets
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    Text - arie @fresharie *conversation overheard in Walmart* GUY: That guy over there totally agreed with me that if I buy you lingerie you buy me a box of shot gun shells GIRL: Yeah I don't think so 12:48 AM - Jan 21, 2018
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    Product - Alex 3000 alexjamesadam Overheard in Walmart: "Dammit woman, don't make me tell you again, WE NEED SOUR PATCH KIDS".
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    Text - Brad Nicholson @8radNicholson4 Just overheard a conversation in Walmart. "Where you been" "jail" "I was there too!" She then went on to brag about the 5 crimes she committed to put her there. #whatnext 11:37 PM Mar 10, 2018
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    Text - Emily English @eenglish2 overheard conversations in walmart* guy: so have you taken a shower yet? girl: no but i was just gonna take one when i got home guy: so ur telling me you've been walking around all day.... with poop on ur head... from a bird? man u gotta love walmart
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    Hair - Brett Crosby @mbacowboy Just overheard in the Riverton Wyoming Walmart: "Will the party with the horse tied to the tree out front please move it. The lawn crew needs to mow through. Thank You." 5:33 PM May 31, 2018 136 23 people are talking about this
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    Product - Erin Dorney @edorney Overheard in Walmart: "I sent him to get iced tea and he never came back." 8:14 PM Aug 21, 2014 See Erin Dorney's other Tweets 5
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    Text - Greg Fritz1013 Overheard in Walmart: I have too much blood in my alcohol system 1:11 AM - Mar 9, 2010 V18 See Greg's other Tweets
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    Text - jojo JolieGeorge4 Overheard a girl in walmart ask her mom on the phone if she could use shampoo as laundry detergent WHAT 12:54 AM Dec 12, 2017 1 2 See jojo 's other Tweets
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    Text - Lizzybear JediDinosRawr Overheard some guy at Walmart today say, "The fleshlight was nice, until I tried to wash it in the dishwasher." 12:46 AM -Jan 18, 2018 See Lizzybear's other Tweets
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    Text - Abs AbbeyHollinger7 I was in the beauty section at Walmart and over heard an old lady say "I need makeup" and her husband say "you can't improve perfection hunny!" I think my heart just exploded with happiness! 7:09 PM- Mar 21, 2018 86 2 See Abs's other Tweets
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    Text - hunny hunnaa just overheard a convo in walmart son: mom you have too many kids the mom: i know, which one should i get rid of? 11:01 PM Feb 22, 2018 32 8 See hunny's other Tweets
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    Text - Michelle Booth @chelleb111 *overheard at walmart* 1: "I was soooo ready to punch her in the face" 2: "Well why didn't you?" 1: "I was at a funeral." 12:33 AM - Feb 14, 2018 13 2 See Michelle Booth's other Tweets
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    Text - crazy @Cottoncndymandi Over heard in walmart...mother to daughter about 7 years old "AND THATS WHY YOU DONT EAT GLUE" WTF 7:49 PM-Aug 21, 2011 6 See crazy's other Tweets
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    Text - Kim @ksparks1223 I overheard a mom at walmart talking her kids, she said, "dealing with yawl makes me need to drink." & I swear that's gonna be me in the future 2:47 AM - Jun 24, 2018 4 2 See Kim! 's other Tweets
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    Text - Mikayla m mcgregor13 Girl I overheard in Walmart today: "you know those balls that go over the fence but the players still catch them? I'm that kind of catch, but all of these boys too scared to jump" I need this confidence 2:26 AM-May 7, 2018 72 See Mikayla's other Tweets
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    Text - Susan E. Isaacs @susanisaacs Overheard phone call in Walmart today "Are you sleeping in the horse trailer tonight?" 5:22 PM - Mar 19, 2011 See Susan E. Isaacs's other Tweets
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    Text - Kristyn Fix kfix56 Overheard a woman at Walmart describe her friend's husband as "vegetarian but he's fat and he hunts and he doesn't believe in climate change." She called him a Redneck Vegan. TM 6:29 PM Mar 13, 2018 3 8 See Kristyn Fix's other Tweets
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    Text - Heather @mermaidgymgirl Little boy in Walmart wants some candy and says to his mom "I know my rights, I can have it" Her response.. "You have no rights until your 18 and only then if decide to give them to you" This woman is my soulmate#puresavage #overheard #awesomemom 4:29 PM-Mar 15, 2018 18 See Heather's other Tweets
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    Text - Rick Aaron @RickAaron Overheard in Walmart just now "Just let her hang out with the goats for a little while." 5:08 PM -Aug 12, 2014 9 8 See Rick Aaron's other Tweets
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    Text - сояЕу— @cmfcknw Overheard in Walmart: "Here, smell my hand... Seriously smell it.." 8:30 PM -Jun 17, 2011 28 See casEY-s other Tweets
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    Text - @ilissilia "I need a white thermal shirt. he can't shoot me if he cant see me in the snow" conversation over heard in Walmart 6:05 PM - Dec 30, 2012 88 See eilis's other Tweets
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    Text - Conner Edmark @ConnerEdmark Overheard someone in Walmart say "February 15th is National Side Chick Day" and that's probably the most Walmart thing I've ever heard 12:20 AM Feb 16, 2018 10 8 See Conner Edmark's other Tweets
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    Text - APL tree Allypaigelodge I just overheard someone in Walmart say "wow water is so underrated." 9:55 PM -Jun 19, 2018 58 See APL tree's other Tweets
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    Text - Chris P Bacon @gitson shiggles Recent overheard conversation in Walmart: "Nice t-shirt. What does the 'F' stand for?" "Front. Not sure about the 'B' on the other side, though." 5:42 PM - Dec 11, 2017 37 916 people are talking about this
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    Text - Griffin @Carneal551 just overheard this convo in walmart: "what you want for christmas" "same thing as last year" "what's that" "arizona tea" 4:44 AM - Dec 24, 2016 50 8 See Griffin's other Tweets
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    Text - Chase the Elephant @chasejensen16 Conversation overheard in Walmart: Son: Dad, what's murder? Dad: It's what I'm going to do if you ask stupid questions like that. 6:15 AM-Jun 29, 2014 V19 See Chase the Elephant's other Tweets
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    Text - The Weed Yorker weedyorker (overheard at Walmart) ..customer service needed in the sporting goods section... we have a customer by the balls" 8:30 PM- Oct 24, 2011 2 8 See The Weed Yorker's other Tweets
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    Text - Tête de Chiot Mort skullpuppy11 Overheard someone in Walmart singing "All I Want For Christmas Is My Ten Front Teeth." 1:22 AM - Dec 23, 2012 27 See Tête de Chiot Mort's other Tweets
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    Text - Jeremy Kelley @nod "If I wanted to read, I'd get an audiobook" overheard in cust svc line at walmart from lady whining about intl film w/eng subtitles 1:13 AM - Apr 30, 2008 V18 See Jeremy Kelley's other Tweets
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    Text - Coby Langham @Cobysmusic Overheard at Walmart What's your babies name? Memphis You named him after the city? No we named him after the character in a Nicholas Cage movie. Cool. My mom loves Elvis. 12:29 AM - Dec 14, 2017 68 See Coby Langham's other Tweets
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    Text - Pee-Wee Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney DARTHXHIDEOUS Overheard in Walmart: You know what my favorite thing about college is? My mom can't stop me from buying energy drinks. 4:26 PM - Mar 10, 2018 8 See Pee-Wee Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney...
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    Text - Bree @breedapra I just over heard a lady in Walmart say "he literally screwed me 6 different ways, literally and figuratively while cleaning out my bank account." Well looks like her 2018 is off to a rough start. 11:17 PM - Jan 2, 2018 Alabama, USA 119 See Bree's other Tweets
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    Text - Jesse Andersen @jra3086 Overheard in Walmart: "If I'm not here when you get back, I'll be in ladies panties." 6:12 PM - Mar 3, 2012 V18 See Jesse Andersen's other Tweets
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    Face - Zackary R. Kephart @zackarykephart Overheard behind me in the return lane at Walmart tonight: Little kid: "Mommy, did you fart??" Kid: Well did you mo... Kid's mother in a hushed tone: Shut up!
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    Squirrel - Lisa Pinney FriedpieRecipes Overheard in Walmart today--y'all need to come over for dinner-we're going to fry up those squirrels--no joke
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    Hair - Crutnacker Crutnacker Overheard in Walmart: "I need Hot Pockets." Nobody needs Hot Pockets. 11:47 PM Oct 9. 2011
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