Correct: How long has it been since you ran the wet-vac in our flooding basement? Incorrect: How long has it been since you sucked last?
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‘Time to start butchering their names’: Entire office refuses to call employee by their rightful name for over a year, employee calls them out to HR
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IT guy gets promoted by arriving late at 9 and leaving at 2 to attend a sites they can't access after their warnings about the ineffective process are ignored: 'You want me in 3 places at once? You got it!'
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Company asks employees to contribute money for boss’s gift, then gives it back, when they ask for it yet again, employee refuses: 'It's just I could really use that $10 to buy lunch or something'
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New mom refuses to let husband’s family visit grandchild while her family is over because it makes them “uncomfortable,” he gets backlash when he puts his foot down: “It doesn’t have to be 50/50”
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Precious polar fox escapes from small German zoo, but his glorious getaway gets interrupted by an adorably relatable urge to nap
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