The Secret Lives of Mom and Dad
I think I just lost my innocence, my vision purity, and all sense of wanting to see my parents ever again.
Created by ThatAnnoyingPerson
No matter how mischievous you feel when you're home alone, DON'T go through your parents' text messages. You will find some crazy s**t. Mom: "Do you want mexican food for dinner?" Dad: "Meh, I want you to make me a damn sandwich" Mom: "I was going to suck you off after dinner." Dad: "SKIP DINNER!" *No gusta* Dad: "I have tiger blood!" Mom: "And horse semen..." Dad: "Does that make Noel [that's me, Noel] my little pony?" *OH GOD WHY!* #LFMF
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