No matter how mischievous you feel when you're home alone, DON'T go through your parents' text messages. You will find some crazy s**t. Mom: "Do you want mexican food for dinner?" Dad: "Meh, I want you to make me a damn sandwich" Mom: "I was going to suck you off after dinner." Dad: "SKIP DINNER!" *No gusta* Dad: "I have tiger blood!" Mom: "And horse semen..." Dad: "Does that make Noel [that's me, Noel] my little pony?" *OH GOD WHY!* #LFMF
The Secret Lives of Mom and Dad
I think I just lost my innocence, my vision purity, and all sense of wanting to see my parents ever again.
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