Meet the Most Deranged Sorority Girl You'll Ever See

It's Greek Week at the University of Maryland. During Greek Week, fraternities and sororities team up to socialize, do community service projects, and generally improve the image of their organizations (because everyone wants to be popular, right?). Well, the Director of Greek Week of Delta Gamma didn't think her sorority sisters were performing well enough. What's the natural response to this? Why, tear them a new one in a vicious, profanity-laden email, of course!

Advertisement

1
Before we get to the letter, let's take a look at a few snippets from her Twitter...
Advertisement
2
3
4
Classy, huh? And now for the letter she sent to her sorority sisters...

Anybody got any chill pills? She was concerned about preserving the good image of her sorority, yet this is probably the worst blow it'll take. Anybody got any irony pills?

Stay up to date by following us on Facebook!

Tags

sororities failbook

Next on Failbook

Wanted: Dead or... Dead

Wanted: Dead or... Dead

Scroll down for the next article

Comments

Advertisement

Hot Today

POPULAR

‘You can do it yourself’: Underpaid employee gets $10,000 raise after taking PTO on a whim, due to being on the brink of being replaced 1

'Have fun running the place without me': Coffee shop owner tells manager working 100 hours per week to take time off, manager blocks all work numbers and lets the business fall apart while they're gone 2

'My screen was idle for 28 minutes': New manager accuses highest performer of being unproductive because of failed "screen audit" 3

'Then came the Karens': Video game store offers too-good-to-be-true offer on gaming console, store floods with confused customers 4

'The next morning I had many missed calls': Overburdened restaurant closer refuses to work late, surprises bosses with messy restaurant and their two week notice 5

'Take it up to my dad, the CEO': Nepo-baby pulls rank on coworkers, they begin to 'plan her downfall' 6

UPVOTED

'[Cop] wrote all those drivers tickets': Top 10+ Tales of Instant Karma 1

'Have fun running the place without me': Coffee shop owner tells manager working 100 hours per week to take time off, manager blocks all work numbers and lets the business fall apart while they're gone 2

‘You can do it yourself’: Underpaid employee gets $10,000 raise after taking PTO on a whim, due to being on the brink of being replaced 3

'It got worse when I left for college': Older Brother Gets Even With Younger Brother for Helping Himself to Things in His Room 4

'Turns out LOTS of people wanted to air their complaints': Student calls into radio show to expose school administrators 5

'Us servers scramble': 30+ Restaurant employees share the chaos that ensues when an inspector shows up unannounced 6

Advertisement