Meet the Most Deranged Sorority Girl You'll Ever See
It's Greek Week at the University of Maryland. During Greek Week, fraternities and sororities team up to socialize, do community service projects, and generally improve the image of their organizations (because everyone wants to be popular, right?). Well, the Director of Greek Week of Delta Gamma didn't think her sorority sisters were performing well enough. What's the natural response to this? Why, tear them a new one in a vicious, profanity-laden email, of course!
Before we get to the letter, let's take a look at a few snippets from her Twitter...
Classy, huh? And now for the letter she sent to her sorority sisters...
Anybody got any chill pills? She was concerned about preserving the good image of her sorority, yet this is probably the worst blow it'll take. Anybody got any irony pills?