Writer Tweets Hilarious Episode of "Bot Written" Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

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Jul 3, 2018 10:00 PM EDT

Comedy writer @Keatonpatti tweeted the first page of a supposed "bot written" script of Guy Fieri's famous show. We're pretty sure there isn't even 1000 hours of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives in existence, but the script is still pretty funny. To see the also hilarious Olive Garden version, click here.

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    Text - Keaton Patti Following @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives and then asked it to write a Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives episode of its own. Here is the first page.
    via Keaton Patti
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    Text - DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES INT. PARKING LOT GUY FIERI sits in a convertible. He looks like America. GUY FIERI I'm Guy Fieri and there 's nothing you can do about it.. Today I'm eating it all. Guy takes a bite out of his hair INT. DINER' S KITCHEN Guy and a CHEF stand in a kitchen. Guy has 3 pairs of sunglasses on. The sun can't get him. GUY FIERI Prove to me you can panini! The chef starts boiling a pot of milk. He's scared. СНEF Flavortown is near
    via Keaton Patti
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    Text - Guy points at an onion with his slippery finger GUY FIERI That's one ugly clam. INT. DINER' S EATING ROOM A CUSTOMER sits and eats a cup of mustard. Guy sits down without asking. GUY FIERI I will live as a food. I am a food. CUSTOMER Ве a pie. Guy acts like a pie. The customers aren't concerned GUY FIERI I am Pie Fieri. It is my birthday The chef comes out of the kitchen with a cake for Guy GUY FIERI (CONT'D) The clams just keep getting uglier
    via Keaton Patti

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