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Woman Live-Tweets the Nauseating Turbulence of an Airplane Breakup

There's a time and place to discuss your relationship woes. Choosing an enclosed airplane at 30,000 feet in the air with no real escape plan is NEVER the way to go. Because she was forced to sit in the same row, this brave woman did exactly what needed to be done and live-tweeted the entire stomach-churning events of an in-flight breakup.

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    Transport - anas Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she's SOBBING 4:57 PM-23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States 5,514 5,847
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    Text - Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow @keegs141 Guy: "I just can't stand you. I can't be near you. I would switch seats if i could" 5:10 PM - 23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States 1,129 838 Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow Guy: "is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?" 5:11 PM - 23 Aug 2015 Cary, NC, United States 679 t1,093
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    Text - Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow Girl: "Great. JUST GREAT. I'm so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you" 5:12 PM - 23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, Nc, United States 1,226 749 Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow Guy: I don't care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE 5:14 PM - 23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States 628 t1,082
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    Text - Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow Girl: "ITS JUST SO MEAN. DO I DESERVE THIS? WHY ARE TOU BRINGING THIS UP" 5:14 PM -23 Aug 2015 911 524 Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow "I don't want to be this girl. I don't want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME" 5:17 PM - 23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States 527 母 851
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    Text - Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow "Is that what you're starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?" 5:17 PM - 23 Aug 2015 815 88 Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow This is the greatest plane delay I've ever had 5:20 PM - 23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States 1,273 637
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    Text - Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow Girl: "you don't even understand why I'm FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME" 5:23 PM -23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States 957 623 Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow Girl: "Why is this so easy for you? It's just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?" 5:25 PM - 23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States 533 母 899
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    Text - Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow Guy: "You need to calm down" Girl: "To me I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere" 5:26 PM - 23 Aug 2015 967 54 Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow *loud sobs* 5:26 PM -23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States 562 817
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    Airline - Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow Very stoic few minutes 5:27 PM-23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States t1,064 762
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    Text - Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow Girl: "well what makes you so FUCKING SPECIAL?" 5:27 PM - 23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States 892 625 Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow Girl: "you should probably just stop talking. Just stop TALKING!!" 5:29 PM - 23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States 554 846
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    Text - Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow "I'm going to ask Charlotte. I'm going to ask her the minute we get home and we'll see if your STORIES MATCH" (Omg scandal who's Charlotte?) 5:33 PM -23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States 1,308 1,733 Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow Guy: "I can't discuss this anymore." Girl: "so I'm not worth your time????" 5:38 PM -23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States 668 987
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    Text - Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow *"silent sobs, lots of sniffling 5:44 PM -23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States t 829 605 Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow What the fuck? Now they're making out. I'm not kidding 5:46 PM - 23 Aug 2015 Raleigh, NC, United States 2,040 2,941
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    Text - Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts 6:33 PM -23 Aug 2015 t906 1,348 Kelly Keegs @keegs141 Follow Every time I open Twitter my phone freezes because of the mentions. Now I know how@onedirection must feel. #PlaneBreakup 9:22 PM-23 Aug 2015 622 t147
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