NYC Woman Live-Tweets Terrible Tinder Date With Trust Fund Brat

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mattstaff
Jul 7, 2018 6:00 PM EDT

This guy's the very definition of insufferable. 

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  • 01
    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha Sitting next to the most obnoxious Tinder couple ever. Dude is a 40-something trust fund baby, girl seems normal but inexplicably into him
    via @CarrieMantha
  • 02
    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha Dude: "So I said 'I don't have time to wait; I have a biz to run." Girl: "What biz is that?" Dude: "the business of enjoying my life"
    via @CarrieMantha
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    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha Dude just casually admitted it's his 3rd Tinder date OF THE DAY. Girl seems strangely amused, couple on the other side hilariously appalled
    via @CarrieMantha
  • 04
    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha Oh God, he just said "Theoretically I should be providing for my daughter, but really my parents do that." Girl looks slightly confused
    via @CarrieMantha
  • 05
    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha Apparently his 3-Tinder record today is marred with an * because he saw the girl come in, decided she wasn't as cute as her pic & snuck out
    via @CarrieMantha
  • 06
    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha It's really hard to believe this guy made it this far without anyone snatching him up. What a catch
    via @CarrieMantha
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    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha He's giving a rundown on what was wrong with prior Tinder dates. One girl was from Alabama and just wanted to watch FB all day (the horror!)
    via @CarrieMantha
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    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha "And this one girl ate AN ENTIRE DESSERT before the date was over AND asked for a bite of mine." (Sadly, I am now officially not his type)
    via @CarrieMantha
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    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha "I don't JUST fly around being a socialite, I also run a fund. I'm a serious investor." I assumed all serious investors were also socialites
    via @CarrieMantha
  • 10
    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha Girl: "When did you become an investor?" Dude: "I've basically always been one" Girl: "What do you invest in? Dude: "Whatever I want"
    via @CarrieMantha
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    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha You guys, HE'S SWIPING THROUGH TINDER WHILE SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM. I think he might actually be an addict. Appears to be all right-swipes.
    via @CarrieMantha
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    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha Dude: "You like fighter planes? I know a lot about fighter planes" Girl: "Were you in the military?" Dude: "No I just like fighter planes"
    via @CarrieMantha
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    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha Tinder dude just loudly referred to Obama as "the Trojan horse of Islam." Impressively synchronized choking-on-drink by couple next to him
    via @CarrieMantha
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    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha Girl: "Have you been to Africa?" Dude: "I used to go on safari with my family, but that's how you get ebola eating lion brains & stuff."
    via @CarrieMantha
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    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha Tinder Dude: "I lead a really healthy lifestyle. I take a lot of naps and smoke a lot of weed." And, he's totally free from Ebola to boot
    via @CarrieMantha
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    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha Oh yes. He's considering having someone build an app. Wait for it...Uber for dog walkers. Tweet me if you want in on the round. No cap, obvi
    via @CarrieMantha
  • 17
    Text - Carrie Mantha Follow @CarrieMantha "I've never done any drugs that aren't socially acceptable. I mean, I did snowcaps back in the day but whatever." Snowcaps?
    via @CarrieMantha

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