Parroty

If you have a pet parrot, and you're alone in the house, and you wanna have some faptime, for the love of God use some earphones or turn the volume down! Nothing will beat the awkwardness of your parrot repeating "YES. F**K ME HARDER! OH YES! F**K YES!" during dinner. And yes, you will have to explain this too. No, that won't be easy. #LFMF