I have a tank. Your argument is invalid. Also, your car is flat.

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 1, 2024) 1

Dealership pulls bait and switch, customer leaves 1-star reviews and costs them $50k: 'Every time I have a few minutes to spare, I create a new account and leave a 1 star review for this dealership' 2

‘You are my only hope’: Man gets big bonus from his job, only for financially reckless brother to demand he use money to buy him a house 3

Boss pressures employee to use vacation time, employee demands money to plan his trip: 'It quickly turned into a Boomer v. Millennial Showdown' 4

Employee requests three days off, boss demands doctor's note, doctor gets him six weeks off: 'They did not look pleased' 5

27 Hilarious Construction Worker Memes to Brighten Up Your 4am Weekend Wake-up Call (June 1, 2024) 6

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It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 2

28 Introvert Memes for Grateful Loners Happy to Stay in Their Lane (May 31, 2024) 3

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30 Whimsical Cat Memes to Send Your Boss Instead of Doing Any Work 5

And humans don't even have claws to open things with 6