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17 Funny Tweets From The World Of Harry Potter

We are huge fans of these magical books, but we definitely realize is still so much we can laugh at. Thanks, JK Rowling. 

And for even more laughter and some muffled guffaws, these Harry Potter Memes are worth a dazzle.

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    Text - ALBUS: We've had trouble with Defence Against The Dark Arts teachers MAD-EYE: Day one - I teach em all to kill. Boom. Done. ALBUS: H-I-R-E-D 1/16/17, 1:35 PM 228 Retweets 513 Likes
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    Text - FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous. SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue. 8/6/16, 2:33 PM 30.3K Retweets 48.9K Likes
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    Text - ALBUS: It's a Time-Turner! We can travel back in time and change ANYTHING SNAPE: That's amazing. We ca save ALBUS: Nah, gave it to a kid. 8/23/16, 7:04 AM 771 Retweets 1,462 Likes
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    Text - HARRY: There's Voldemort RON: Now's our chance HARRY: Gonna do Expelliarmus RON: Harry, come on, it's Vol- HARRY: IT'S THE ONLY ONE I KNOW 8/19/16, 10:10 AM 2,083 Retweets 2,947 Likes
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    Text - OLLIVANDER: Voldemort did great things. Terrible, but great! HARRY HARRY: HARRY: Feel like I'm the last person you should say that shit to 8/9/16, 10:09 AM 1,544 Retweets 2,912 Likes
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    Text - ALBUS: Honestly, Minerva. I don't know if I'm doing the right thing. ALBUS: ALBUS: ALBUS: You're just a normal cat, aren't you? CAT: Meow. 8/8/16, 2:52 AM 2,015 Retweets 3,160 Likes
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    Text - ALBUS: Another head-lice outbreak at Hogwarts?! How does this keep happening?! MINERVA SNAPE: FLITWICK: SORTING HAT: ...I know, right!? 8/31/16, 8:03 AM 535 Retweets 1,099 Likes
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    Text - SORTING HAT: Ravenclaw! SNAPE: Does it know it's on a pumpkin? SORTING HAT: Another Weasley, eh? GRYFFINDOR! ALBUS: I'm not in charge here. 8/8/16, 9:26 AM 818 Retweets 1,627 Likes
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    Text - LUPIN: I'm a werewolf. ALBUS: Hired. On the spot. SNAPE: Headmaster, please- ALBUS: All we need now is a Frankenstein. 8/25/16, 3:15 PM 374 Retweets 821 Likes
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    Text - HEALTH & SAFETY: What's in there? FOUNDER: Oh, that's the uh... Chamber of... Safety. BASILISK: Ssss... H&S: What's that? FOUNDER: Ssssafety 8/6/16, 2:43 PM
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    Text - HAGRID: I GOT A DRAGON EGG AND A CERBERUS AND A MOTORBIKE- ALBUS: Yes, YES, fuck this school up 8/18/16, 1:09 PM 982 Retweets 1,981 Likes
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    Text - FILCH: ALBUS: You look like the LAST person I should let work with kids. FILCH: ALBUS: You can be in charge of making sure they're in bed. 8/7/16, 1:11 PM 1,175 Retweets 2,171 Likes
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    Text - ALBUS: Got Dementors to protect Hogwarts this year. They suck souls out! Indiscriminately! KIDS: .. STAFF: ... ALBUS: I can't control them. 8/7/16, 8:45 AM 1,995 Retweets 3,593 Likes
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    Text - ALBUS: We must protect Harry AT ALL COSTS SNAPE: His first Triwizard task is to defeat a dragon ALBUS: Oh shit this'l be siiik. 9/17/16, 9:53 AM 797 Retweets 1,507 Likes
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    Text - VOLDEMORT: Avada kedavra! HARRY: Expell- CROWD: *groans* 8/19/16, 10:19 AM 898 Retweets 1,652 Likes
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    Text - HARRY: Welcome to the sixth Dumbledore's Army meeting! RON: What are we learning today? HARRY: RON: Don't say it. HARRY: A big fat Expellia- 8/29/16, 8:21 AM 524 Retweets 1,017 Likes
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    Text - ALBUS: *seconds after dying* ALBUS: ALBUS: ALBUS: ALBUS: Shit. I forgot to tell Harry about the horcruxes. ALBUS: ALBUS: ALBUS: Oh well. 8/7/16, 11:40 PM
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