Guy Uses Smash Mouth Lyrics To Troll Tinder Match To Perfection

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mattstaff
Jul 30, 2018 8:00 PM EDT

People underestimated Smash Mouth's wingman capabilities. 

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    Text - | 70% A12:24 PM OLTE Suma Wednesday 10:49 PM It doesn't make sense not to live for fun :) I have fun so I can live Right? So much to do so much to see
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    Text - Too bad there's not much time Well, you'll never know if you don't go What would happen if I did? Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb Wednesday 11:34 PM That's the way I like it and I never get bored
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    Text - Today 8:24 AM I'll try it one day, I'm always bored Today 10:37 AM You should. Only shooting stars break the mold:) Today 11:15 AM It would be great if I knew what I'm trying to do tho
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    Text - It's doesnt matter if you don't know.You're an all star. Get your game on. Sounds like a converse commercial But thanks for the motivation, I've been a little down lately Np, I've been there before Somebody once asked me if I could spare some change for gas And all I could think was "I need to get myself away from this place"
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    Text - And I realized, we could all use a little change in our lives OMG that happened to me once and the lady wanted me to get out of the car to buy her food, but I acted like I didn't un- derstand English so she drove away in a shady white van We could, too bad I don't carry change Today 11:59 AM
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    Text - Today 11:59 AM I woulda got out tbh I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed Nah Enlighten me The garden clippers But the meteor men beg to differ
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    Text - Enlighten me then You should look up this song called "All Star" by Smash Mouth. It'll enlighten you Sent Type a message... GIF A
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