Seriously Bitter Tumblr Thread Explains Source Of All Incredible Hulk's Rage

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mattstaff
Jul 31, 2018 8:00 PM EDT

Bruce Banner's actually a Professional Student, guys. 

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    Text - esotericslayer bruce banner has 7 phds? thats so excessive.. if i met someone with 7 phds i would honestly just be like wtf is wrong with you? its not even the fact that it would take so much time and effort to get them its that there is literally no situation where 7 phds is necessary. thats never gonna happen. hes honestly gotta be so stupid to think for some reason he needs 7 phds. flightsofwonder this reads like a bitter scientist who is very jealous of dr bruce banner
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    Text - esotericslayer this was ghostwritten by hank pym mindfulwrath Bruce Banner was broke as shit but really good at getting graduate assistantships/scholarships (less good at getting Real World Jobs) so he just went from PhD to PhD for like a decade, just churning out dissertations while weeping and muttering under his breath "i have no real-world skills i have no real-world skills i HAVE NO REAL WORLD SKILLS AAAAAAAHHH"
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    Text - rudescience I guess that's why he has anger issues. I can understand what so many years in academia has done to Dr. Banner. ralfmaximus Whenever he needs to hulk out he just thinks about his student loans.
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    Action figure - avenger-nerd-mom Publicación original de theavengers Fuente: esotericslayer 69,425 notas A
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