9 of the Strangest, Sexiest, Deadpooliest Moments

Well, well, well, if it isn't Wade Wilson. Well, Isn't he a cheeky little monkey, but you can't spell decency with Deadpool... well, I suppose you could get the first two letters. but that's not much. I'm just trying to say Deadpool is sort of creepy and weird. There, I said it. Now take a look at why.

01
Don't You Want to Break Off a Piece?

Ok, so maybe this isn't sexy, unless you're really into limb regeneration, but just imagine picking up a piece of Deadpool and taking it home to snuggle with.
02
Look At Him Suckin' on That Straw, Looking All Tumory

It's a known fact that his tumors get all excited when he drinks blue raspberry smoothies.
03
Get Those Peepers Peeping

You know what makes any intimate situation better? Knowing that Deadpool is watching you. That's what.
04
How Did Hulk Steal His Clothes?

Ok, how stretchy is Deadpool's suit? Because that's ridiculous. Also, it's nice to know Deadpool goes commando under his suit.
05
Too Much To Handle

If there's one guy who'll throw caution to the wind for a night with Rogue it's... well it's a whole bunch of guys in the marvel universe, but still Deadpool is probably on that list.
06
Well, If it Isn't Mr. Randy Monkey

From Bluelfears

To be fair I'm surprised he hasn't answered to Randy Monkey before.
07
He Knows What Young (Possibly Evil) Boys Want

You wouldn't expect ol' DP to be giving a heart to heart talk, but you would expect that he'd end it with newdie mags.
08
You Just Want to See His Bottom Wiggle

And what a delightful rump it is. Romp, I mean ROMP...
09
Now That's a Man Who's Comfortable Without Pants

From ibex1002

Deadpool is so much sexier than Jean Grey, in fact, he's so sexy that I am unable to look away from this image. Someone, please get help.