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Interesting AF Tumblr Thread Proves Humans Are Badass Sci-Fi Monsters

We have crazy endurance and super healing powers. We turned our greatest predators into our best friends. Plus we shoot acid! This thread is bound to give you a self-esteem boost.

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    Product - It's funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest I want to see a sci fi universe where we're actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn't be ultra-corrosive to most other apient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most s
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    Text - HOLY SHIT THEY EAT CAPSAICIN FOR FUN YOU GUYS I HEARDA HUMAN ONCE ATE AN AIRPLANE A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN AFTER YOU SHOOT IT humans are a proud warrior race with a pantheon of bloody gods Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD WARNING HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE WARNING: HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY T
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    Text - More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endurance shock resistance, and ability to recover from injury is absurdly high compared to almost any other animal. We often use the phrase "healthy as a horse" to connote heartiness-but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass. There's mounting evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until it died of e
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    Text - Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient life did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursuit predators Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we don't need to overpower or outrun you We just need to outlast you- and by any other species' standards, we just plain don't get tired Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from virtually any injury that's not immediately fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isn't
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    Text - In essence, we'd be Space Orcs do hope you realize Im going to be picking up this stuff and running with it right? Our jaws have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way to WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape. and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to keep them in place We formed cohabitative relationships with tiny mammals and insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, often usin
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    Text - can we talk about how pursuit predation is fucking termitying it's one thing to face down a cheetah, which will slam into you at 60 mph and break your neck it's another thing to run very quickily to get away from a thing, only to have it just kind of show up to have it be intelligent enough to figure out where you are by the fur and feather you've left behind, your footprints and piss and shit, and then you think you've lost it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS WAITING WHEN Y
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