Don't Let Michael J. Fox Tattoo You

Kid tells father's friends about his 18th birthday: 'He... told me to act like we're a happy family in front of his old friends' 1

Boss won't stop bothering employee while they're on holiday PTO, employee sends him a message: ‘We can discuss them when I am back from PTO’ 2

Employee grows tired of unknown coworker stealing their lunch, so they cleverly replace it with disguised dog food, forcing coworker to stop: ‘Sure enough, the theft stopped within a week’ 3

'My boss kept cutting my hours more and more': Sandwich shop employee discovers he's been training the new hire to replace him, cue malicious compliance 4

Petty gift-giver takes present back after family member gives them nothing: 'Petty me cancelled their vacation' 5

Factory worker follows manager's orders, costing the company thousands of dollars, managers gets fired: ' I was ordered to direct all questions to the "senior" worker' 6

34-year-old man-child accuses 30-year-old girlfriend of being a gold digger, she leaves him and now he needs money: '[He's] got no gold to dig!' 1

Company holiday party flushes out family drama when step-kids catch their MIL in a lie when she uses a ‘family emergency’ to bail on future NYE plans: ‘I don’t think [we've] ever laughed so hard' 2

27-year-old woman bails on family Christmas over how her parents treat her boyfriend, they spend the holiday at the Caribbean 3

‘And we all enjoyed our meals in peace': Father uses Christmas music to shutdown the entitled man refusing to stop the video chat he's having at full volume that is overstimulating his neurodivergent son 4

'I’ll wait': Karen steals a window seat from a holiday traveler who puts her in her place then publicly shames her entitlement with stoic patience 5

'We live in a society': Karen leaves her cart behind a parked car and man in the car returns the favor, sparks discussion on the 'shopping cart theory' 6