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Funny Tweets Try To Imagine, How 'The First People To Do Things' Probably Reacted

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    Text - Not Will Ferrell Follow @itsWillyFerrell So, who was the first person to see an egg come out of a chicken's ass and say, "I'm gonna eat that." 4:00 PM - 7 Apr 2014 736 Retweets 1,320 Likes
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    Text - Shower Thoughts Follow @TheWeirdWorld The first person to make popcorn must have been seriously freaking out. 2:54 AM - 18 Dec 2015 1,485 Retweets 2,836 Likes
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    Text - Roisin Conaty Follow @Roisinconaty The first person to taste 'chocolate' must have been very trusting 9:48 AM - 31 Jul 2014 28 Retweets 48 Likes
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    Text - mtlife101 Follow @mtlife101 I wonder who the first person was to look at a beehive and think, "those bastards are hiding something delicious in there, I know it!" 7:26 PM - 2 Jul 2016 29 Retweets 49 Likes
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    Text - JP Lovecraft Follow @online_shawn The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good. 4:53 PM - 2 Aug 2014 14,182 Retweets 28,388 Likes
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    Text - lubchansky matt Follow @Lubchansky can you imagine being the first person to try caviar. just tear open a fish and eat whatever the fuck freaky beads fall out of it 3:20 PM -20 Apr 2015 466 Retweets 950 Likes
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    Text - Shower Thoughts Follow @TheWeirdWorld The first person to walk into the battlefield with a full suit of armour must have scared the sh*t out of their enemies. 9:35 AM -28 May 2018 471 Retweets 4,390 Likes
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    Text - jomny sun Follow @jonnysun who was the first persom to eat a potoato. who looked at it adn thougt "im gona eat this weird rock" 6:02 PM -7 Sep 2014 489 Retweets 1,496 Likes
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    Text - Steve Stifler Follow @StevStiffler The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit 1:30 PM - 18 Jul 2018 112 Retweets 250 Likes
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    Product - Aaron Pauley Follow @aaronpauley The first person to ever eat a lobster must've been pretty hungry. 12:02 PM - 27 Oct 2016 81 Retweets 325 Likes
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    Text - Joe Callahan Follow @JoeCallahan4 I've always been curious what the first person to try eating maple syrup was thinking #AirportThoughts 6:38 AM - 29 Jan 2018 13 Retweets 145 Likes
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    Text - Shower Thoughts Follow @TheWeirdWorld The first person to make popcorn must have been seriously freaking out. 2:54 AM - 18 Dec 2015 1,485 Retweets 2,836 Likes
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    Text - Bill Murray Follow @BilIMurray The first person to discover that parrots can talk must have been pretty freaked out 9:04 AM - 1 Feb 2014 554 Retweets 589 Likes
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    Text - coldwaterchris Follow @yunglame the first person to use a paper towel as a temporary plate big snapped 1:47 PM - 23 Jul 2018 203 Retweets 914 Likes
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    Text - Follow @ForeverRob97 The first person to ever masturbate must've been like YOOOOOOO0O0000000 OooO0000000000 ООООООО00000О0ООO00OOО0ОО00 ООО! 8:54 AM - 14 Oct 2014 150 Retweets 133 Likes
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    Text - My spacesHup? THIS us a dodge Follow @BarkyBoogz First woman that gave birth to twins was prolly like "????????" 6:39 AM -25 Jul 2018 80.490 Retweets 412,184 Likes
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    Text - Josh Pieters Follow @joshua_pieters I wonder who the first person was to go "Oh hey, tobacco I'm gonna roll that shit up and smoke it" 11:19 AM - 28 Mar 2018 83 Retweets 2,065 Likes
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