12 Brutally Accurate Tweets That Capture The Absurdity Of The House Hunters TV Show

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    Text - Andy Richter @AndyRichter "I can already tell I'm going to hate these people." - me, after the intro to 83% of all episodes of House Hunters International
  • 02
    Face - Mark HGTV Richard Lawson @rilaws We have fun here on House Hunters
  • 03
    Text - karah leigh Follow Gkarahontheradio People on #House HuntersInternational looking at a house in Mexico, complaining that it looks too Mexican.
  • 04
    Text - Tom Bradley Jr. @TBradleywrites On the next House Hunters... HIM: I paint watercolors of dead possums. HER: I'm a stay-at-home harpsichord teacher Our budget is $923,000
  • 05
    Text - Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf I think this couple on House Hunters should buy two of the houses. That way they'll both have a place to live when they get divorced
  • 06
    Text - Elle Oh Well @ElleOhHell How to turn into a monster: Werewolf: full moon Hulk: get angry Regular person: appear on House Hunters
  • 07
    Text - Andy C @Axo5000 [House Hunters Episode] Husband: I'm a pet rock breeder Wife: And I color adult coloring books Husband: Our budget is $1.3 million
  • 08
    Text - Valerie @ValeeGrrl [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm a freelance hamster trainer WIFE: And I tune harmonicas part-time HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K
  • 09
    Text - Mischievous Mike @mstern68 [House Hunters format] Husband: I'm a (something insignificant) Wife: And I (something silly) Husband: Our budget is (ridiculous number)
  • 10
    Text - Amy Webb @amywebb [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm an artisanal pencil sharpener WIFE: And I vajazzle Laberdoodles HUSBAND: And our budget is 1.2mil
  • 11
    Text - [House Hunters] He: I'm an apprentice seat filler. She: I like turtles. He: Our budget is 750k. - Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) April 21, 2017
  • 12
    Text - O Follow n2mjcu ahotlinexbling watching HGTV couple: our budget is $920,000 me: HOMELESS NEED MONEY FOR WEED ORUGS AND ALCOHO

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