Puns are our Bismuth

Update: 'I'm going to have it towed': Neighbors demand to park their car in next-door's driveway because they 'don't use it' 1

Know-it-all engineer asks machinist to fabricate a technically impossible part: 'The machinist was to machine a 12-inch part down to just over 13 inches shorter than it started' 2

Unemployed 24-year-old refuses her brother's offer for a $1K Disney vacation because he asked her to babysit his kids for a few nights: 'She said we're trying to take advantage of her' 3

'I don't need your input. Just do what I say': New manager flexes his muscles with warehouse temperature policy, employee tries to warn him, malicious compliance ensues 4

'HR didn't want to have an awkward conversation': One employee's bad habit causes human resources to create brand new rule 5

35+ of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (May 24, 2024) 6

Do not move the cat 1

A Wholesome Bowl of 37 Fluffy Feline Treats for Goofy Cats With a Whiskery Sense of Humor 2

34 Gen X Memes for 80's Kids Raised on Hose Water (May 23, 2024) 3

A Celebration of 38 Cat Memes To Put You in a Festive Fluffy Feline Mood Even Though It's Not Christmas 4

I haz a camouflage 5

Oh, you mean zodiac? 6