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Horrible Dad Jokes That Will Just Make You Laugh

OK, so these jokes are the worst they come. Like so bad that you will cringe while laughing. You will not want to laugh because they're so bad, but you'll laugh anyway. And then you'll laugh at yourself laughing. You know what I'm talking about? Just continue reading. You'll thank us afterwards. 

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    Dog breed - What do you call a dog that's a magician? A Labracadabrador.
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    Text - Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
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    Food - What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
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    Text - What's the best thing about Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
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    Hair - Did you hear about the population of Ireland? It's Dublin.
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    Water - How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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    Natural foods - Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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    Text - Which hand is better to write with? Neither, it's better to write with a pen.
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    Dog - Why aren't dogs good dancers? They have two left feet.
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    Bird - What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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    Moon - Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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    Footwear - Why can't you trust atoms? N28 Because they make up everything.
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    Cup - Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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    Penguin - How does a penguin build a house? lgloos it together.
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    Hair - Dad,'did youget a haircut? Barbers No, I got them all cut. e Di HARLIE 2ARD
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    Text - Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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    Bicycle - Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? lt was two tired.
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    Grape - What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
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