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New employee gets forgotten after boss is fired, collects paycheck with no work to do for months: 'I'm riding the wave till it crests'

New employee gets forgotten after boss is fired, collects paycheck with no work to do for months: 'I'm riding the wave till it crests'

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'They’ve made it clear who their favorite child was, it's only fair he steps up': After always favoring her younger brother, 32-year-old neglected sister tells parents she won't look after them when they get older

'They’ve made it clear who their favorite child was, it's only fair he steps up': After always favoring her younger brother, 32-year-old neglected sister tells parents she won't look after them when they get older

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'I deleted his name': Overachieving high school student removes partner's name on group project after he refused to do any work, partner gets a failing grade

'I deleted his name': Overachieving high school student removes partner's name on group project after he refused to do any work, partner gets a failing grade

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UPDATE: 42-year-old boss tells 29-year-old employee that she's not being a team player after she solves escape room quickly: 'My boss is giving me the cold shoulder'

UPDATE: 42-year-old boss tells 29-year-old employee that she's not being a team player after she solves escape room quickly: 'My boss is giving me the cold shoulder'

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Dad demands 16-year-old daughter replace 16-year-old stepbrother's expensive noise-cancelling headphones after she intentionally breaks them, wife and daughter think he's being unfair: 'I don’t think you get to break someone’s stuff and not pay for it'

Dad demands 16-year-old daughter replace 16-year-old stepbrother's expensive noise-cancelling headphones after she intentionally breaks them, wife and daughter think he's being unfair: 'I don’t think you get to break someone’s stuff and not pay for it'

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Overworked employee working 75 hours a week gets criticized for not being efficient enough, leading employee to cut their work time in half: ‘This was my wake-up call’

Overworked employee working 75 hours a week gets criticized for not being efficient enough, leading employee to cut their work time in half: ‘This was my wake-up call’

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