29 Pointless Yet Funny Memes To Soothe The Soul

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    Text - sherp @sherpayy shawn: *yawns* sean: *yeans*
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    Text - 4 hours ago in Boulder, Colorado And then Jesus said, "when I come back in three days, I better not see any eggs. I don't care what you do hide'em, paint'em, just get rid of them."
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    Guitar - Don G. Cruz @dongfuture Ted Sheeran @dongfuture
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    Poster - R.L.STINE Goosebumps She looks around and whot does she see? Nothing but open ocean... THE IMPLICATION SCHOLASTIC
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    Product - When someone switches lanes to pass you and ends up getting stuck behind someone even slower. ehamerepik ehunor [laughter] -You dumb b
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    Text - Mark Magark @markedly Me: *accidentally types url wrong one time* Navigation Bar: [every day for 15 years] Do you wanna go to Faceboot today? Huh? You wanna visit a boot with a face on it? Huh, you piece of sh.t? Is that what you wanna do? Moron. 12/19/17, 10:39 AM 6,121 Retweets 21K Likes
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    Text - intensional Fergie taught me how to spell glamris tom-f ery are you sure
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    Text - sheriffsunshine: danielkanhai: i like when you're in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it's a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they're confirming it's money. "don't bother counting it, it's all there. 12." then they always pick one up and inspect it like, "yeah, it's grade A alright...the real deal. People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut Source: danielkanhai
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    Text - Dumbledore: Ah, yes, I see Harry Potter's eleventh birthday is coming up. Since his relatives are Muggles, should we do the customary house visit a week before his birthday? Minerva: No, Albus, I think I'm just going to f that Vernon Dursley up with 500000000 owl letters. "puts on shades and ollies out Dumbiedore: I'm so glad I hired that woman.
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    Text - When someone accuses you of controlling the speed at which lobsters die I DO NOT CONTROL THE SPEED AT WHICH LOBSTERS DIE
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    Face - ibe twelve on October 11th How old are you? Your birthday's on october 11th? [coughs] So will I. Yeah. How weird Is that? Extremely. anovelimagination YOU HAVE THE SAME F G FACE
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    Text - When you see your best friend double-fisting margaritas Caption: @insta.single This is getting out hand. Now there are two of them!
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    Talent show - Give me an answer.to this question which begs for an obvious risqué answer. CHRIS Obvious risqué answer. Your obvious risqué answer disgusts me because of family demographic Show me obvious risqué answer 8 OBVIOUS RISQUE ANSWER. 8 2 Ive lost hope for humanity since obvious risqué answer was on the board.
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    Text - butthorn just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were "nailing Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said "You get out of it this time Jesus"
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    People - Girl: mom can I be a princess for Halloween? Mom: you gone be my purse and shut the hell up evilmilk.com
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    Text - A horror movie with all black people Imao "Ayo what's going down in ya basement?" "That ain't my business" "I feel ya" Rolls credits*
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    Text - When you bake yourself and not the pizza
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    Text - You think what? That I'm gonna walk out with a laser sword and face down the whole First Order? "Luke Walks Out With A Laser Sword And Faces Down The Entire First Order"
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    Text - First woman on the Moon: "Houston, we have a problem." 7 What? "Never mind" What's the problem? "Nothing" Please tell us? "I'm fine"
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    Food - Ugrea Trans Fat Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup Chicken Flavor MTES Oyeey Trans Fat Not just Ramen but Rawomen and Rachildren too veSESIFF SHW MMES
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    Text - Dana Schwartz Follow DanaSchwartzzz BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us Retweets Likes 20,469 69,343 8:26 PM-15 Jun 2017 bird-internet i can't stop laughing at this
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    Motor vehicle - a woman of size @nigglysaurus LEFT EXIT 12 Making a simple dessert, executing the basket Using the ice cream maker ingredients well TATE ST w Chopped contestant 2/23/18, 5:12 PM 11.1K Retweets 30.3K Likes
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    Transport - FANDANGO MOVIECLIPS These scene did not have CGI, literally Tobey had to stop a train by himself #respect #truespiderman PICTOPHILE APP
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    Text - Alex Rogaski @AlexRogaski My evil clone:[pointing to me] Shoot HIM, he's the clone Friend:[aims at the clone] The REAL Alex would never pass up an opportunity to die 5/26/16, 3:40 PM
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    Alphorn - When you get out of work and assemble the raging alcoholics known as your friends drgrayfang
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    Finger - shall I moithten your lipth thir? BURTS BEES
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    Golfer - Sports 6-year-old with one arm takes on PGA Tour pros and loses USA TODAY SPORTS
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    Text - the ONION SEARCH Q MENU Man Forced To Come Up With 45 Seconds TOP HEADLINES Man Forced To Come Up With 45 Seconds Of Facial Expressions While Waitress Lists Off Specials NEWS IN BRIEF June 12, 2015 VOL 51 ISSUE 23 Local Dining f
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    Music - When you take a dump and feel 5lbs lighter

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